Lyrics

robot man approaching
remote controlled
arms of silver
blood red boots
abdomen of gold

black-furred feline napping
opens one blue eye
every nerve on red alert
screeching fills the sky

robot man relentless
devil at the wheel
teenage hellion feeds on chaos
found another meal

hissing like a cobra
all fur standing straight
razor-sharp claws slash the air
filled with violent rage

Mr. Mercury vs the Cat
Mr. Mercury vs the Cat
Mr. Mercury vs the Cat
Mr. Mercury vs the Cat

desperate cat goes crazy
jumping wall to wall
scurries 'cross the mantel
something starts to fall

antique vase in pieces
teen formulates a lie
feline makes a final charge
robot man must die

Mr. Mercury vs the Cat
Mr. Mercury vs the Cat
Mr. Mercury vs the Cat
Mr. Mercury vs the Cat

wild cat makes contact
sparks fly something burns
robot man has fallen
never to return

mother has returned home
furious I fear
teenage hellion grounded
for a fucking year

Mr. Mercury vs the Cat