Lyrics

space monster with a fish-bowl helmet
sees the girl in the space bikini go by
she trips she screams she falls
and the monster grabs her by the leg

the only sight you see
is an empty rocket ship
the only sound your hear
is a crackling radio going

space monster with a fish-bowl helmet
sees the captain space cadet go by
he hides behind a rock
and he clubs him with a bone

the only sight you see
is an empty rocket ship
the only sound your hear
is a crackling radio going

planet patrol come in come in
come in planet patrol
planet patrol come in come in
come in planet patrol

space monster with a fish-bowl helmet
sees the baby in the astro diapers cryin'
he turns and runs away
'cause he smells its shitty drawers

the only sight you see
is an empty rocket ship
the only sound your hear
is a crackling radio going

planet patrol come in come in
come in planet patrol

back on Earth they watch
some stupid tv show about
how everything is space's supposed to be
back on Earth they sit around Mission Control
staring at the radio
staring at the radio
staring at the radio
staring at the radio